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Menopause Thermal Energy Extractor Development. Could Menopausal Women Halt Global Warming?

By: Jon Stratis

The research communities are abuzz from stirring new developments regarding a new system that will capture Hot Flash thermal energy of menopausal adult females. A research lab has shown how adult females might soon be equipped with an accessory identified as a COEGR (Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) that may soak up the thermal energy during a Hot Flash and storehouse it for use on battery power devices, or be transmitted as electrical thermal energy into the grid which can then be sold to the power companies.

This thermal energy system might eventually become known as one of the greatest Green Feats ever.

The scientific community is busily researching the theory of capturing the thermal energy created by the hot flash of adult females in menopause into a potential sustainable energy source. Does it surprise you at all that it would be the collective effors of women who in the end are the saviours of the planet? Because they're going to inherit it anyways, they may as well fix it in the meantime. Our population mass of females in this demographic reveal that there is no better time for a thermal energy development such as this one. The current collective mass of Hot Flash percolating power shall and will be cultivated to satisfy our thermal energy essentials. Woman Powered thermal energy could well turn into the Mother Of All Green Feats .

The harnessing of this environmentally friendly thermal energy generation could tip the scale of power on a global basis, to a degree that mankind has not seen before. The proof that women have all the power will be even more apparent, plus they'll also BE the power, and at the same time solidify their positions as caregivers of the planet - Womankind. The increase in the respect of women in their 40's to mother earth, will grow to an astonishing degree and they will naturally take control of society once and for all.

Fast forward to the future, electronic's-addicted men and kids will cherish the presence of the menopausal woman for the gift of their "green" thermal energy. The "glow" of a woman's hot flash in menopause will adapt from the panic it infuses in the population at large nowadays, to one of reverence as we will all know, the fact that woman is not only the giver of Life to all, she is also the generator of Power for our beloved family and to his cherished "Crackberry".

Envision a day when you'll be able to plug your cellphone into a COEGR thermal energy device and recharge the batteries! Women in menopause will without a doubt become the most groovy and coveted people in the universe,(except I think they already are now...) Energy seeking people will seek them in shopping centers, as we come to grips with the fact that they "Got The Power"! Shopping Centers could run the lights for their entire facility by the thermal energy of their female buyers! Of course, substantial rebates could be exchanged for supplying the thermal energy.

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