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Menopause Thermal Energy Extractor Development. Menopause Technology Might Be The Salvation For The Environment?

By: Jon Stratis

The research professions are abuzz over inspirational new developments detailing a new system that may extract Hot Flash thermal energy from menopausal women. Laboratory testing has shown women might shortly be able to be fitted with an accessory identified as a COEGR (Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) which can soak up the thermal energy on a Hot Flash and storehouse the energy to be used on battery power devices, or be transmitted as electrical thermal energy into the power system which can then be sold to the electrical consortia.

The human thermal energy system has the likelihood to be known as one of the most important Green Feats of all time.

Men and women of science are urgently studying the potential of catching thermal energy developed by the organic heat pump of women in menopause into what could become the next great renewable energy source. Is it any wonder that it would be the female species who eventually step up to the plate and save us all? If they're going to take it over one day anyways, they may as well fix it first. Our reports of population trends tell us that the time is now for a thermal energy development like this. The current collective mass of Hot Flash percolating power should be cultivated to provide power for our thermal energy addiction. Female thermal energy might just become the Mother Of All Green Feats .

The harnessing of this environmentally friendly thermal energy reservoir might be the beginning we need worldwide to change our abuse of nature, on a level that we have never seen before. The evidence that the female species have all the power will be even more apparent, plus they'll also BE the power, as well as solidify perpetual control of Earth to the natural guardians of nature - Womankind. The increase in the value to society of women in their 40's to all of us, will rise massivly and allow them to assume the mantle of being in control of society once and for all.

Fast forward to the future, electronic's-addicted men and kids will cherish the company of the menopausal woman for the charge of their "green" thermal energy. The "radiance" of a woman's hot flash during menopause will change from the panic it infuses in some men presently, to one of respect as we come to know and understand, the reality that she is not only the giver of Life to all, she is also the provider of Power for our darling family and to his precious "Crackberry".

Envision a time when you'll be able to plug a PDA into a COEGR thermal energy wearing Grandma and reload your battery! Women in menopause will easily become the most groovy and in demand souls anywhere,(except I think they already are now...) Energy seeking individuals will look for them in the malls, as we come to grips with the fact that they "Got The Power"! Department Stores could run the lighting for their complex from the thermal energy of their female buyers! Ladies, can you say BARTER? What a bartering suggestion, "You give me light, I give you a discount!".

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